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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

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cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

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what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one 

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